It’s Roevember, and boy howdy are the Rs surprised at themselves as everything they touch turns to poo 💩💩, especially their “comedian” at MSG making dud garbage and watermelon jokes, and everything we touch turns to electoral gold. Five days to go! Can you stand it? Do you need to pause for rest and hydration, and a return to the fray? Are you prepared for the Tumult and Shouting season that will follow Election Day? Whatever the case, come on in for a clear-eyed view of where we stand and all of the current electoral Good and Goofiness.
Cue the Disasters
Gaza
#HumanSacrifice is not a defensive strategy.
Ukraine
Poland
Trumpists
A demeaning term for the ultra-MAGA that we are not allowed to use here, not even to quote, was trending on X last night. I can’t embed any of it, only link to the search page.
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Cue the Good Stuff
Jimmy Carter set another record today as oldest ex-President in history.
Harris-Walz Battleground Blitz
Monday 10/28 MI WI
Tuesday 10/29 DC GA
Wednesday 10/30 NC PA WI
Thursday 10/31 NV AZ PA MI
Good. Then what, for the big finish up to Election Day and on into the Season of Denial?
Sandy Owen - Big Bash Boogie
From Boogie Woogie Rhythm and Blues
#HarrisSurge was trending on X last night.
Science! Lifeforms! Legitimate Weirdness!
#OffshoreWind was trending on X last night.
Funny or Fugeddaboudit
CARTOONS ELECTION DEBATE KAMALA TRUMP OCT 30 #COMEDY #SATIRE #TRUMP #KAMALA #DEBATE #WALZ
Stephen Colbert
Harris Trolls Trump With “YMCA” | Musk’s Family Compound | That Yankees Fan
Jimmy Kimmel
Trump's Spinning Over Hitler Comparison, Jumps at Biden’s "Garbage" Comment & What is a Black Job?
Jimmy Fallon
Trump Stirs the Pot with False Election Fraud Claims as Tensions Rise Ahead of Election
Seth Meyers
Trump's Dwindling Crowds and MSG Rally Fallout vs. Kamala Harris' Closing Argument: A Closer Look
The Daily Show
Trump & the GOP Pounce on Biden's "Garbage" Gaffe | The Daily Show
P. D. Q. Bach
P. D. Q. Bach (1807-1742?): Sonata "Abassoonata" S. 888