Jesse Watters, Fox News Anchor and Bill O’Reilly’s former evil minion, has declared that if his wife voting for Kamala Harris would be just like committing adultery.
He has done so on national TV, specifically Fox’s The Five.
As Anna Russel would say, "I'm not making this up, you know."
No offense to people who like to geek out on politics, but voting, even for someone like the late Paul Wellstone, while pleasurable, is no where as good as sex.
Or at least it should be if you aren’t a selfish bad lover, like (it seems) Jesse Waters.
The pertinent bits:
JESSE WATTERS (CO-HOST): I don't believe these fake stories that you're saying on television about these guys, that they say that they voted for Trump and now they're voting for Harris because of their daughters. That is such a lie, Harold. I know you and I've met your friends and none of your friends strike me as that lame. And if I found out Emma was going into the voting booth and pulling the lever for Harris, that's the same thing as having an affair. That, to me —
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PIRRO: Have you threatened her? Why would she lie to you?
DANA PERINO: (CO-HOST): Oh, they want me to tease.
WATTERS: Why would she do that and then vote Harris? Why would she say she was voting Trump, and then voting Harris, and I caught her and she said "I lied to you for the last four years."
PIRRO: So you admit you intimidate people.
Clovis’ lobotomy scar, this is wrong on so many levels.