Are They All Working in Gay Pr0n?

Meet Peanut the Squirrel, Gay Pr0n Right Wing Prop

From James Dale Guckert (AKA Jeff Gannon) to Mark Longo, the former owner of Peanut (PNut) the squirrel, it seems that whenever some guy becomes meme-worthy from the right, it is revealed that they are some sort of sex worker and gay.

You may have recalled the outrage after a squirrel, and a raccoon were seized from his nature sanctuary, and then euthanized to test for the presence of rabies.

In the case of Mr. Longo, it appears that he was doing gay pr0n, and that PNut was a mascot that he used to sell his OnlyFans site on places like TikTok, Instagram, and YouTube.

Of course everyone’s favorite Apartheid Era Emerald Heir Pedo Guy™ had to weigh in:

“If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine” Obi PNut Kenobi pic.twitter.com/dD2Xo0fSkr

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 2, 2024

Because when it comes to misinformation, Elon never wants not to be a part of the game.

Also a lot of 2nd amendment posts and other mindless stuff.

In 2017, Mark Longo, an electrical engineer in his early 30s was living in New York City and saw a squirrel had been run over by a car. She’d left a baby behind.

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But ‘Peanut’ became domesticated, like his cat. And Longo had an idea for a business. He’d film himself masturbating and sell it on OnlyFans, packaged with scenes with his squirrel.

By 2022, Longo was the established porn actor known as ‘Squirrel Daddy’.

It’s enough to make one invoke Brian Blessed’s performance in I, Claudius.