Take ALL The Money, Please!

Leave nothing for anyone else, you greedy babadook!

James Carville, reliable political pitbull that he is, made a terrific point recently: we should all be rooting for Lara Trump to become the new co-chair of the Republican National Committee. Lara has vowed that “every penny” collected will be used to put her father-in-law back in the Whitehouse.

What could possibly be better for the rest of us than having America’s favorite crime family steal every penny from the GOP election coffers and leave nothing for the congressional races? This could be the real key to the Democrats controlling the Senate and the House next year. And I personally wouldn’t mind seeing a few of the MAGA faithful liquidate their entire net worth and slush it over to the Orange Traitor. Beat the rush, guys, and put those AK47’s up on eBay now!

You go, Lara. Never stop proving how much mental damage marrying into that family will do.