Lie, Cheat, and Steal
My favorite friends and me,
Seems like we all agree:
You’re always the worst we see
When we watch you on TV.
There’s no glimpse of genius, so far,
Just a disgusting, dithering dotard
A blathering, blithering blowhard
— A dead end on a flow chart.
You lie and cheat and steal —
No artistry of any deal;
You have no real appeal
Once the truth has been revealed.
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Now, it may be unraveling slowly…
You complain about it, mostly;
That they report on you unjustly.
But, the major media must see
You and your MAGA-loons are nutsy!
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At your rallies we can hear
Your clownish cult crowd cheer
(When you finally appear)
To fan the flames of fear!
— What we hear when we listen
Is a pompous, perpetual victim
Who subverts our judicial system,
But, deserves to die in prison!
You cheat and steal and lie —
There’s no trick you won’t try;
You think no rules apply:
Destroy! Defy! Deny!
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Firstly, and especially lastly,
Your ideas are truly ghastly:
Crazy, corrupt, and crafty,
Felonious, fake, and flashy —
You’re an endless stream of nasty!
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When you dramatically engage
On your Trash-Social-media page,
Where your grievances are displayed,
With your over-amplified outrage —
The gift that keeps on grifting,
The stiff that keeps on shifting;
Adrift, you just keep drifting…
Your depravity down-right uplifting!
You steal and lie and cheat —
You rely religiously on deceit.
You know that you’ll be beat,
But, you can’t admit defeat!
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You’re an authoritarian wannabe.
How can citizens not see
You’re a Hitler-loving Nazi…
And Putin’s premier patsy
— SO WE REJECT YOU, FLATLY!!!
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WarrenPease 6.23.24