Good morning! Today is the eighth Monday that Donald Trump has been a convicted felon.
Also, today is the first Monday that something else happened. Whatever that may be.
Yes, KITM is ALL-NEW today!
Not that that matters now. Because I’m on vacation.
Before I left, I thought you might like to hear about how much JD Vance sucks. Or how much the Republican plan for destroying public education sucks.
But amazingly, Darwin Darko knew you’d want to hear about Kamala Harris! Does that guy know his $#*t or what?
Poor Greg Dworkin is probably giving Abby the Dog an earful!
Anyway, this is all part of the plan, obviously. The Biden/Harris people executed this just so. Up to and including sending me away for the week, so that we wouldn’t overwhelm you with hot takes, and everything will be chill and settled when we come back next week.
Democrats in array!
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