I do not make any claims of cleverness for this post. All assignment of art, or wit, or insight should be directed to the late Theodore Seuss Geisel and Art Buchwald.
A bit of context here, this is a screenshot from her speech at a joint rally with Trump.
The context here is that Senate candidate and complete moonbat Kari Lake was introducing Donald Trump at a political rally, and she went a bit long.
Very, VERY, VERY long.
Even Trump wants her to shut the f%$# up.
The Gallego campaign has made a rather popular meme of this.
And now on to the poetry:
Kari Ann Lake will you please go now!
The time has come.
The time has come.
The time is now.
Just go.
Go.
Go!
I don't care how.
You can go by foot.
You can go by cow.
Kari Ann Lake will you please go now!
You can go on skates.
You can go on skis.
You can go in a hat.
But
Please go.
Please!
I don't care.
You can go
By bike.
You can go
On a Zike-Bike
If you like.
If you like
You can go
In an old blue shoe.
Just go, go, GO!
Please do, do, do, DO!
Kari Ann Lake
I don't care how.
Kari Ann Lake
Will you please
GO NOW!
You can go on stilts.
You can go by fish.
You can go in a Crunk-Car
If you wish.
If you wish
You may go
By lion's tale.
Or stamp yourself
And go by mail.
Kari Ann Lake
Don't you know
The time has come
To go, go, GO!
Get on your way!
Please Kari Ann!
You might like going in a Zumble-Zay.
You can go by balloon . . .
Or broomstick.
Or
You can go by camel
In a bureau drawer.
You can go by bumble-boat
. . . or jet.
I don't care how you go.
Just get!
Kari Ann Lake!
I don't care how.
Kari Ann Lake
Will you please
GO NOW!
