While there’s a LOT of things I don’t like about Shillbilly J.D. Vance, I think it’s his arrogance that pisses me off the most. It’s the presumption that he is entitled to pontificate on matters that are NONE OF HIS DAMNED BUSINESS and speak as if he had the right to impose his shockingly ugly and backward views on everyone else. He has the mentality of an authoritarian. He grovels before Viktor Orban and Vladimir Putin (even spouting Russian propaganda practically word for word). He thinks that the uteruses of America’s women are his personal property. He considers pregnancy caused by rape to be an “inconvenience”. Infuriatingly, he repeatedly attacks those who do not have children, and makes utterly absurd statements about family life in America. HE HAS EVEN PROPOSED GIVING MORE VOTES TO PEOPLE WHO HAVE CHILDREN. (Psst. Nobody tell J.D. that 53% of Americans under 18 are non-white.)
Here are his words. Note, by the way, the manner in which Vance tries to tie childlessness to sociopathy.
During Vance’s bid for the Senate in Ohio, he said in a Fox News interview that “we are effectively run in this country via the Democrats,” and referred to them as “a bunch of childless cat ladies who are miserable at their own lives and the choices that they’ve made and so they want to make the rest of the country miserable, too.” He said that included Harris, U.S. Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg and U.S. Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, a New York Democrat.
“How does it make any sense that we’ve turned our country over to people who don’t really have a direct stake in it?” asked Vance, who is now Donald Trump’s running mate. Harris became stepmother to two teenagers when she married entertainment lawyer Douglas Emhoff in 2014. And Buttigieg announced he and his husband adopted infant twins in September 2021, more than a month before Vance made those comments.
You see, according to the Shillbilly, HAVING STEPCHILDREN DOESN’T QUALIFY AS HAVING CHILDREN.
Well, I’ve got a few things to say to J.D.
HEY ASSHOLE. I’VE GOT THREE STEPCHILDREN. THEY CONSIDER ME THEIR REAL DAD. (THEIR BIOLOGICAL FATHER DESERTED THEM.) I LOVE THEM WITH ALL MY HEART. YOU GOT THAT, BUDDY BOY?
TWO OF MY STEPKIDS HAVE CHOSEN TO NOT HAVE KIDS. THEY HAVE JUST AS MUCH OF A STAKE IN THIS COUNTRY’S FUTURE AS ANYONE, AND DON’T YOU FUCKING FORGET IT. PAPA BEAR HERE WILL STICK UP FOR THEM UNTIL HIS DYING DAY. YOU GOT THAT, LOSER?
THAT’S MY FAMILY YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT, BUDDY BOY. YOU’RE ATTACKING MY STEPKIDS AND YOU’RE SAYING I’M NOT A REAL DAD BECAUSE I’M A STEPDAD.
WELL ALL I CAN SAY IS:
And when you’re done doing that...
