I Will Be Live (Drunk) Blogging the Debate, When Should I Take A Shot?

I will do so on my blog, then post a transcript here, starting at about 7:55 pm 8:55 EDT.
As is my custom, I will post newer posts, with the time stamp, at the top of the post.
In a first, I will be getting plastered using a chocolate and pepper cordial based on a 400 year old chocolate recipe that I made myself.
Link to blog post.
I will post the full transcript here later.
When should I take a shot?
My current plan is when ever something said is a clear lie or an extremely trite cliche. (I will have a spotter to prevent alcohol poisoning.)
Any suggestions as to what other things should merit a shot?

(on edit:  I will note that I will have about a pint of cordial at about 65 proof, and once that supply is exhausted, I am done)