Hello Again Lovers, I Might Be Losing My Mind

I'm Fishgrease. I've been gone quite awhile. I won Rant of the Year in 2010. William Gibson quoted some accidentally significant stuff I wrote here at Daily Kos. I was going to come blazing in here solving everything this time around but I found I have a problem. You see, with this fast approaching election, I've begun to wonder whether any of this shit is real or not, so I'm going to approach this quiet Sunday with a very short philosophical proposition.

(cross posted to TPM's Hive Rant thread)

Harris vs Trump cannot be evaluated logically except at the most basic level. By somehow existing its way through a thick wall of absurdity, it is, in itself, an insult to logic. I have proof. How do we awaken and start our day?

By checking whether or not this thing even fucking exists. Checking to see if Donald Trump even fucking exists. Fuck.

I promised a most basic level. Is this a thing?

I submit to you that it is not.

Discuss.