The Mock Musk Nickname Contest

I Did Nazi That Coming

I’m holding an informal contest for the best way to mock Elon Musk.

There are no prizes, there is only the satisfaction of making a meme.

For example, I have a macro that I use for Musk that I’ve added to a program that I wrote that allows one to save codes for bbCode, HTML, etc. and access them through a context menu. (Github is here under an MIT license, but it’s so ugly that it gives Tardigraves cancer.)

So, I right click, and select the custom tag “Musk,” and I get:

Apartheid Era Emerald Heir Pedo Guy™

Which is nice, but I am considering supplementing it with:

His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Doctor Elon Musk, VC, DSO, MC, CBE, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Texas in Particular.

Yes, this is an Idi Amin reference.

I think that the former is not good enough, and I think that the latter is a bit cumbersome, so what are your suggesting?