Right wing racist ass-whipe Jean Marie Le Pen has taken up residence in Hell at the age on 96, and the people of Paris are celebrating.
It’s one hella party, with fireworks and everything.
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The crowd in Paris celebrating Le Pen’s death is large. He was a convicted Holocaust denier & his political views were rife with racism, Islamophobia & anti-semitism. To many, he was a stain on French politics which remains to this day, despite his daughter’s attempts to soften the party’s image.
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There is also the case of Carly Fiorina, who when finally fired by HP, employees in multiple locations spontaneously broke into song, specifically “Ding, Dong, The Witch is Dead”. (Could not find a video, have the Wizard of Oz)
This raises a question, when Elon finally has consequences, whether it is having his citizenship stripped and deportation for immigration fraud, a long jail sentence, or (my favorite) being placed under the conservatorship of James Parnell Spears, where do we celebrate?
It seems to me that Pretoria, his birthplace, is not the right place, nor is Canada, where his activities are unclear.
I would also argue that Philadelphia, where he attended Penn and allegedly graduated is not right, because it’s really an immigration system gaming waypoint than anything else. (Also, Philly)
That leaves the Bay Area, where he started his humbuggery, or Austin, TX, which he lives near to today.
Advantages
| San Francisco |
Austin |
| SF Music Scene |
Austin Music Scene |
| Better Asian Food |
Better Barbecue |
| More Walkable |
More Proud of their Weirdness |
| Center of US LGBTQ Community |
(Slightly) cheaper real estate and lodgings |
| Hates Self Driving Cars |
Has an employee owned taxi cooperative |
| Better Mass Transit |
Might get Willie Nelson to show up. |
| Culture more comfortable with profanity |
Can end party with a march to the governor’s mansion and stage a protest |
| Closer to unicyclists playing flaming bagpipes dressed as Darth Vader |
More cowboys |
So, where should the party be held?
Your answer in the comments.
