We think.
Look, we’ll see. OK? We could start counting down the number of days left on this remodel. Or count the number of times we think it’s going to be done, but somehow isn’t.
- It’s Day 16 of the shutdown. Sorry, we’re still closed!
- 1,192 days remaining in Trump’s legal term of office
- 383 days until the midterm elections, if we have them
- 444 days (like the Iranian hostage crisis!)—if we have those elections—until we seat that new Congress.
Our random country generator says, today’s an unlucky day for: Liechtenstein!
Should I spin again and get another country? Not because Liechtenstein has come up before—although it feels like it has. But I was just thinking that we might need another country for today, just so we’d have something to do after lunch, too. You know what I mean?
Just kidding, Liechtenstein! And I hope we’re just kidding about invading you, too. We’ve had plenty of “micro-states” make our list for Invasion Bingo. Liechtenstein isn’t even the smallest of them, although it’s certainly got the funniest name. And it’s the smallest of the “doubly landlocked” countries. That is, it’s landlocked, and surrounded by countries that are likewise landlocked.
Pretty rare! And obviously, infuriating to Trump! Rawrrrr! Invade now! How dare you… make us invade at least one other country first, in order to get to you!
Ha ha! Oh, well. That’s Our Trump!™