Hey, it’s Wednesday! We’re just zooming through the week, aren’t we?
Greg Dworkin will report on the State of the Renovation… which sounds better than the State of the Bathroom.
Anyway, either way the state of it is Connecticut. Hi-yo! Today’s number of dad jokes: 1
Today’s countdown numbers:
- It’s Day 8 of the shutdown. I suppose it’s time to switch over to this format, now. Sorry, we’re still closed!
- 1,200 days remaining in Trump’s legal term of office — an even number… that’s something!
- 391 days until the midterm elections, if we have them
- 452 days—if we have those elections—until we seat that new Congress.
Our random country generator says, today’s an unlucky day for: Madagascar!
Hey, it’s a movie title… so, maybe? Maybe one of his grandkids watches it. Or maybe Eric!
Or perhaps more seriously, Madagascar could be on Trump’s radar because, like Nepal, they’re experiencing some youth-led protest that’s gaining international attention.
And nothing makes Trump madder than someone else getting international attention!
Ha ha! Oh, well. That’s Our Trump!™