It’s Monday, and Trump’s back from yet another wild Perv-A-Lago party weekend!
Oh, and the post-election party is over. Everyone’s big mad at Senate Democrats now. Except, I guess, for the gigantic swath of the DC area that might actually see some income again for the first time in a month and a half.
It’s a good thing Greg Dworkin is scheduled to come by. I’m not up for doing this one on my own!
Today’s countdown numbers:
- It’s Day 41 of the shutdown. It ain’t over yet! But we’ve been closed for over 11% of the calendar year! And 14% of Trump’s second “administration!”
- 1,167 days remaining in Trump’s legal term of office
- 358 days until the midterm elections, if we have them
- 419 days—if we have those elections—until we seat that new Congress.
Our random country generator says, today’s an unlucky day for: Fiji!
Well, that’s the end of our mini-streak of landlocked targets, anyway.
Are we invading for the famous upscale spring water? To steal PGA Champion Vijay Singh’s trophy collection? To challenge former WWE Heavyweight Champion “Superfly” Jimmy Snuka to a no-holds-barred cage match?
Or maybe Trump just loves it because every other letter is “I.”
Ha ha! Oh, well. That’s Our Trump!™