Happy November! We made it!
I mean, it’s no November 2028. But it’ll do.
Time for a Monday chaos roundup. Cue Greg Dworkin!
In addition to our regular weekend chaos, Trump sat for a 60 Minutes interview, which I can only assume he thought made him look great, now that he’s sued CBS and had Bari Weiss installed as Editor in Chief there.
Which would be astonishing! But also very Trumpian.
Today’s countdown numbers:
- It’s Day 34 of the shutdown. One day shy of the record!
- 1,174 days remaining in Trump’s legal term of office
- 365 days until the midterm elections, if we have them. One year to go!
- 426 days—if we have those elections—until we seat that new Congress.
Our random country generator says, today’s an unlucky day for: Mozambique!
Home of “the other Gaza!”
And that could very well be all Trump needs to hear about it.
Ha ha! Oh, well. That’s Our Trump!™