- It’s Day 37 of the shutdown. We’ve broken the record, like no one’s ever seen before!
- 1,171 days remaining in Trump’s legal term of office
- 362 days until the midterm elections, if we have them
- 423 days—if we have those elections—until we seat that new Congress.
Our random country generator says, today’s an unlucky day for: North Macedonia!
Have you been thinking about invading North Macedonia? Trump may end up invading, but I can guarantee you he hasn’t been thinking about it. That’ll be up to you.
It’ll take some thinking, too! Because it’s landlocked. Which neighboring country do you think you could talk into letting you use their airspace for the operation?
Greece? Bulgaria? Albania? Serbia? Kosovo?
If it’s either of the last two, you’ll need permission from their neighbors just to get there. Montenegro, perhaps? That’s the one whose Prime Minister Trump once shoved out of the way for a photo op.
So that’ll probably work!
Ha ha! Oh, well. That’s Our Trump!™