Tired o ingerent infloosers?
Tired o blather?
Tired o havin’ yer bridle jerked tah git yer attention?
Tired o tha same brayin’ yer already knowd?
Ya feed gone bland on ya?
Tired o bein’ tole tah kick at others ya never knowed or cared ’bout?
U need yer feed trough tellin’ ya wat tah thunk?
I’m done wid deyr brayin’ wuts rite n rong.
Ol’ Jackass Sam got more horse sense dan dem ding-blasted infloosers.