Uh — ten — HUT!
Iz me, Kummandur Pixie.
Tudai iz Supurb Owl Sundai,
wich kumz ebery yeer,
weddur we need it or nawt.
Mani ub yur hoominz will be distracktud tudai.
Dey will hab mani nomz and will skreem at dere telebijunz.
Da troopz hab beddur waiz tu spehnd da dai.
Sum ub da troopz dont kayr fur futball.
Owlz kan be bery wize. Or nawt.
But da Supurb Owlz ub da
Sekrit Armee r beeyutiful.
Hab a gud Supurb Owl Sundai.
At eez.