The Emperor’s new Pitch & Putt-Putt. He won’t play in anymore of his club’s championship matches since he hasn’t really won any of them.
'Probably my last': Trump admits he can't win another championship at his own golf club
"Trump doesn’t just cheat at golf," Rick Reilly said. "He throws it, boots it, moves it. He lies about his lies. He fudges and foozles and fluffs. At Winged Foot,Trump is a member, caddies got so used to seeing him kick his ball back onto the fairway they came up with a nickname for him: 'Pele.'”