So, Ms Karoline Leavitt, do we want to rewrite history? That Don't Impress Me Much.

Karoline Leavitt says the French ‘should be grateful they’re not speaking German’ after calling for the Statue of Liberty to be returned. www.independent.co.uk/…

Okay, fine, OK, so can I.

If Pearl Harbor had not happened, Germany would not have declared War on America.

The US would have stayed out of the War [for a while longer] due to its isolationism.

Germany’s nuclear program, with the assistance of SS Untersturmführer Von Wernher von Braun [later of NASA], would have been the first to make the atomic bomb delivered by an intercontinental ballistic missile after first testing [the bomb dropped by plane] upon Moscow.

The Deutchmark would now be the world's reserve currency.

We would all probably be speaking German.

Gosh, that was easy. [Read Man in the High Castle by Philip K Dick for another example]

Say Hi to the wannabe der Orange Fuhrer for me.

It is so easy to make shit up, and Ms Leavitt, you and your Boss do that every single day with ease.

As the song goes, “That don’t impress me much.”

Were you a graduate of the Newt Gingrich School of Made-Up Shit?

Make your own bloody statue next time.

A Morning Muse

~A

 Before someone else does.

And, of course, unlike France, we can count on the official resistance. Damn, Vichy  Schumer.