- 8 days until the next nationwide protest… and Trump’s crazy dictator parade!
- 117 days until the “legal” funding for what’s left of the US government runs out… again!
- 1,324 days remaining in Trump’s legal term of office
- 515 days until the midterm elections, if we have them
- 576 days—if we have those elections—until we seat a new Congress
Our new random country generator says, today’s an unlucky day for: Guinea!
Well, I don’t know if you knew that there are three separate African countries with Guinea in the name: Guinea, Guinea-Bissau, and Equatorial Guinea. And that’s not to mention the Oceanic country of Papua New Guinea. But Donald Trump definitely does not.
And therein lies the best hope against a serious invasion threat.
On the other hand, out of all the Guinea-named nations, they’re the ones with the simplest name. So if Trump somehow gets it in his head that he’s mad at any of them, the most likely invasion target will end up being Guinea itself, no matter who he’s really mad at.
Ha ha! Oh, well. That’s Our Trump!™
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