Warning: the following diary will not add to anyone's IQ. If a reader feels it is too clickbaity, I plead guilty as charged. It is pure candy.
A U.S. representative and a prominent White House aide make America want to take a shower.
Marjorie Taylor Greene and Laura Loomer are two luminaries of the MAGA movement. They are not getting along. And neither is shy to air their opinion of the other. For those keeping score, Loomer, who has Trump's ear and whose fingerprints are all over the bureaucratic massacres in the Executive Branch, is in the ascendancy.
Greene, who declared she would not run for Georgia Governor after Trump conspicuously failed to endorse her, is seeing her political fortunes loll in the doldrums. However, let's not sell Margie short. She is a scrapper with the tenacity of a rabid squirrel.
On Monday morning, she tweeted that Laura Loomer had blocked her on Twitter. (You can CLICK HERE for the link. Caveat: the link goes to Musk's social media sewer. Sorry, but that's where these guys play.) Here are some of the highlights.
Greene was upset that Loomer had dissed a Medal of Honor recipient simply because he had attended the 2024 Democratic National Convention. She went on:
Shut up Laura.
Laura Loomer will lie about and slander the best people in order to rip apart other Republicans she is trying to destroy. She routinely lies about me. She constantly lied about Matt Gaetz. She lies about those of us who are hard core and UNAPOLOGETICALLY America FIRST.
As a matter of fact, 95% of her slanderous attacks are against Republicans. Why does she do that? Because she is not MAGA, she is MIGA. [Make Israel Great Again].
Greene finishes:
Many people are asking who or what government or what intelligence agency has bankrolled, the twice failed Congressional candidate, Laura Loomer all these years?
Because she has never had a real job, she is not legally allowed to own a gun, and she spends 100% of her time trying to funnel her lies and manipulated propaganda to the President of the United States.
Many people need to wake up about her reporting. Researching facts and then spinning them into lies to serve her agenda doesn't make her good or trustworthy. It makes her a liar and it makes her dangerous.
In response. Loomer girded her loins and returned fire in a reply (CLICK HERE for Loomer's complete response. Same caveat as before)
Loomer starts tamely enough:
.@mtgreenee you attacked me planted a story about me in the @nytimes when Trump wanted to hire me in 2023. You made up lies because you couldn't stand the idea of another woman in the GOP having success.
Then Laura takes the gloves off:
Speaking of lies, you ruined your entire family by cheating on your husband with a sex guru, and for the last 4 months, you have been doing nothing but spewing lies about the Trump admin because you don't get enough attention from the Trump admin.
Loomer writes that she had blocked Greene back in 2023 (ie, it was old news). She adds that Greene had contributed to her campaign.
You're a dishonorable person and now you are accusing me of being funded by an intelligence community that "bankrolled my congressional campaigns" when you yourself donated to my campaign.
To rebut Greene's claim that "she has never had a real job", Loomer lists her various work endeavors. And she contrasts her shoulder-to-the-wheel labors with Greene's cushy silver spoon existence. And she brought up Greene's notorious relationship history.
I didn't inherit a lucrative construction company from my Daddy and ex husband like you inherited one from your dad and ex husband who is rolling over in his grave about what a lying, low life degenerate his daughter has become.
You know, the same ex husband who divorced you because you couldn't stop bending over for multiple men to f**k you inside those CrossFit gyms where you had all of your many affairs.
Loomer goes on to slam Greene for insider trading. And reiterated that she was sick of Greene's attacks on Trump (Laura knows her audience). Laura wrote:
Just admit the White House is sick of your white trash hick charade.
Loomer then turns the dial to 11:
You call yourself a Christian while you wreck your marriage like a whore and lie out of bloated horse face which has permanent damage from your years of alleged steroid use.
Which is why you look like a Neanderthal.
I was a part of MAGA long before you ever ran for Congress as the White trash opportunist hooker you've always been. Enjoy your increasing irrelevancy Marge.
Laura piled on with another tweet. (CLICK HERE. Same warning.) Mercifully, this one was shorter. But just as fruity. In its entirety, it reads:
MTG isn't a Christian. How do you call yourself a Christian when you're wearing a cross while getting bent over backwards inside the gym by every man who isn't your husband?
She's on her knees all right. And it's not for praying.
She never wants to talk about this. Why not?
The "this" is a picture Loomer added to her tweet of a Daily Mail article outlining Greene’s serial, exoctic adulteries.
MAGA is a sewer.
