One Stone, Two Birds

Americans seeking a government that does not use their resources to protect rich, corrupt elites are demanding the release of the FBI’s files on convicted sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein.

Americans seeking a government that does not use their resources to build quarter-billion-dollar, gold-leafed godawfulnesses where perfectly useful government facilities currently stand are demanding the nouveau riche monstrosity pictured above be stopped.

If I may make a humble suggestion, there is a way to further both aims:

Every reference to the architectural atrocity planned to replace the current White House East Wing should give the proposed Mag-a-Lardo clone room its proper name,

The Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom

or the shorter, “Epstein Room.”

Should this appellation become common coin, I imagine it might dampen enthusiasm for Versailles-on-the-Potomac. If nothing else, it’ll piss off Baby Huey.