We’re back for another Monday!
Trump stayed mostly clammed up for the weekend, while the rest of us watched nobody/everybody figure out why Charlie Kirk was shot, and Jeffrey Epstein had his best couple days in a long time.
Greg Dworkin will help us get our feet back beneath us for the start of a new week. Which may be something of a tall order.
Today’s countdown numbers:
- 16 days until the “legal” funding for what’s left of the US government runs out… again!
- 1,223 days remaining in Trump’s legal term of office
- 414 days until the midterm elections, if we have them
- 475 days—if we have those elections—until we seat that new Congress.
Our new random country generator says, today’s an unlucky day for: Malta Philippines Oman!
Oh, man! I can’t believe it’s Oman!
I think he may actually know this one. They’ve got oil. And money! And, until 1970, slaves.
Now you’ve got his attention!
Ha ha! Oh, well. That’s Our Trump!™