Sekrit Armee Sundai — Da Troopz R Shawkt

Kummandur Pixie

A gentle reminder of how we do things:  🐱🐶🐦

• Do not troll the diary. If you hate pootie diaries, leave now. No harm, no foul.
• Please do share pics of your fur kids!  If you have health/behavior issues with your pets, feel free to bring it to the community.
• Pooties are cats; Woozles are dogs.  Birds... are birds! Peeps are people.
• Whatever happens in the outer blog STAYS in the outer blog.  If you’re having “issues” with another Kossack, keep it “out there.” This is a place to relax and play; please treat it accordingly.
• There are some pics we never post:  snakes, creepy crawlies, any and all photos that depict or encourage human cruelty toward animals.  These are considered “out of bounds” and will not be tolerated.  If we alert you to it, please remember that we do have phobic peeps who react strongly to them.  If you keep posting banned pics...well then...the Tigress will have to take matters in hand.  Or, paw.  

Uh — ten — HUT!

Iz me, Kummandur Pixie,

heer tu tehl yu dat da troopz r shawkt.

Yez, shawkt, at da hoomin guburmunt.

We allwaiz nu dat dere wur sum hoominz

in da guburmunt dat wur bulleez.

Ai will purrzizt

Eben wen skwisht

Eben wen starbd

And sum dat wur slymee.

Iz he frum r guburmunt?

Eben sum dat wur krukud.

Or a lawt moar tu da left

Y kant sum hoominz see dat?

Dere r nawt onet krookz

Nawt how guburmunt shud wurk

And ebil.

Hoo kan yu beleeb!

It iz gittin wurz ebery dai.

Da liddel wunz suffur mozt

But da lazt yeer?

Da troopz hab bin shawkt.

Shawkt

Shawkt

Shawkt

Shawkt

Shawkt

Shawkt

Shawkt

Shawkt

Shawkt

Shawkt

Shawkt

Shawkt

Shawkt

Do nawt wurri.

Eben wen dey r shawkt, dey no dere dutee.

Dey will git tu da bawtum ub deze skandullz.

Nu infurmayshun ebery dai.

We kan dig sum moar.

Dey will proteckt yu.

Yu r sayf

Ai am heer fur yu

Yu will be ok

Dey kant git passt da troopz

So nebur feer.

No maddur how shawkt dey r,

da troopz r heer fur yu!

Ai do it fur yu!

At eez.