I want to be a loser!

You keep showing that. I don't think it means what you think it means.

Herr Preznit [insert your favorite -Rump comedic epithet here] loves calling people like Olympic skier Hunter Hess “losers.” In -Rump-speak he’s saying, “you are absolutely nothing like me!”

Man, what an absolutely incredible compliment! Think about it! “Wait, you’re saying I’m nothing at all like a self-professed adulterous, corrupt, likely pedophiliac and treasonous convicted rapist, fraudster, racist, sexist, thin-skinned, participation-medal-greedy, demented old man? Why thank you!”

I’m sure the string of adjectives could be further amended. Just saying that we need to start claiming the term  “loser” for what it really stands for.