Not sure what good ol’ snowflake was trying to say there … if what plays out? A vaccine passport? Why would a vaccine passport prove that good ol’ snowflake isn’t an idiot?
Whether he’s an idiot has less to do with vaccine passports, which I wish would happen, and more with swabbing Neosporin and thinking that protects you against COVID.
Where do people come up with this shit?
GUYS.
He won’t take Sodium Chloride! That shit sounds scary with the big words and all!
Sodium chloride is the chemical name for salt.
GUYS.
He won’t take monopotassium phosphate! That sounds scary with the big words!
Unrelated, I wondered what was in Gatorade: Sugar dextrose, citric acid, natural and artificial flavor, salt, sodium citrate, monopotassium phosphate, calcium silicate, modified food starch, yellow 5.
Well, potassium chloride has to be scary, right? Let me see what it looks like:
Oof. But, but, but there is medicine in there, and those names are scary! I’m sure he doesn’t take any other medication, right? Except we know he does! Neosporin, for example: Bacitracin zinc, neomycin sulfate, polymyxin B sulfate, cocoa butter, cottonseed oil, olive oil, sodium pyruvate, vitamin E, white petrolatum.
These people are ridiculous.
Is he overweight? Oy vey, yet another comorbidity…
But sure, he’s pieced the conspiracy together, the government wants to microchip you, which it totally couldn’t do with an NFC chip on your driver’s license, or just simply tracking your phone.
“Wearing a mask is no big deal it’s easy I can totally do it if I have to I’m just an asshole and won’t.”
“No shoes, no shirt, no mask, no vax, no service. Get out.”
The end.
They sure love their stupid fantasy conservative cosplay scripts.
I keep trying to understand what he’s trying to say, but he’s utterly incoherent.
“The continuance of the plan.”
Yes, the plan to vaccinate everyone so people don’t die. That’s the plan. This shit ain’t hard, but they’ve made it so hard.
No. Cigarettes are not FDA approved. They’re regulated by the FDA. My fucking god they’re dumb.
This is how lies spread throughout the country. “Thousands of police officers losing their jobs!” was a police union official claiming thousands would quit under a vaccine mandate. Turns out, none of those threats happened. In New York, the union claimed 10,000 would quit, 34 ended up doing so. In San Jose, 100 cops threatened to quit, six ended up refusing to vax. But now, according to conservatives, thousands have lost their jobs.
Kinda like most conservatives believing that the Arizona fraudit—which actually gave President Joe Biden a bigger winning margin—found evidence that Trump won the state.
And really, he’s incoherent.
UNEDUCATED.
UNINFORMED.
Did hospital staff yell “HELL NO” like he did when offered the vaccine?
When you distribute mis- and disinformation that exacerbates a public health crisis that overwhelms hospitals … sometimes it’s hard to get a bed. Good thing he was unafraid, though. I’m sure shit was chill to the very end.