"the Republican brand is in the trash can...if we were dog food, they would take us off the shelf." - Rep. Tom Davis
Here's an idea for an Ad for the DNC /Obama:
Scene I: A Woman opens can of GOP Brand dog food with George Bush's Face on the label and dumps it into a bowl. "Here you go boy" she says as a dog walks up and sniffs the food. Dog looks up, barks at Woman and runs off without taking a bite. Woman huffs in frustration and dumps food into trash can.
Scene II: Cut to supermarket aisle showing shelf full of GOP Brand Dog food with George Bush's Face on label. Manager tells stock boy to "Pull Brand GOP Dog Food off the shelf, no one is buying it anymore". Stock Boy replies "Wait, I have an idea!"
Scene III: Show Stock Boy busy applying stickers to each can of dog food, replacing George Bush's face on the label with John McCain's face.
Scene IV: Show our frustrated Woman in the dog food aisle full of the GOP Brand Dog Food with John McCain's face on the label. She is carefully reading a can and puts it into her cart.
Scene V: The Woman opens can of GOP Brand dog food with John McCain's Face on the label and dumps it into a bowl. "Here you go boy" she says as a dog walks up and sniffs the food. Dog looks up, barks at Woman and runs off without taking a bite. Woman huffs in frustration and dumps food into trash can.
Ad ends with George W Bush saying:
"fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."