The "this day in history" items were sparkin' boring, so we get SPARK with performance enhancers tonight! :D Check out the royal wedding swag - a triumph of taste; note I didn't say GOOD taste. Can y'all just imagine the screwdrivers this stuff would make? Finally, will this song now not make the cut in the King Fu Panda sequel? If you haven't seen the original movie yet, shame on you; it's a hoot, and I don't even like marshal arts shtick usually!

On with The Rachel Maddow Show!

So, I gather Lawrence O'Donnell gave Orly Taitz the what - for tonight? Huh! I'll have to find a YouTubz of it or something! :D

"Is This Thing On?" - Rachel, I love ya' more than my luggage, but ya' gotta come up with new segment titles. I'm sure F.O.O. & FOKRs can come up with some doozies on this subject! ;D Outside groups on the right spent like drunken sailors in the 2010 election; file that under "No $hit, Sherlock." Will the fuming going on at GOBP town hall meetings be enough to counter that spending? And, will they ever get help from "establishment" Dems on this score? Rachel absolutely NAILED something tonight; political party really doesn't matter post Citizens United. It's all about the coin, boys & girls.

Kochtopus - esque groups are already ramping up the ads to save the Rep. Ryan budget plan from the skewering it's currently getting in town halls across the nation.

Americans for Prosperity are at it again, too, to the tune of nearly $500K. TurdBlossom's peeps are salivating at the prospect of cranking out pro - Rep. Ryan ads, also you betcha. ;D One of the groups is made up of ex - Wall Street execs who stand to do quite well with Rep. Ryan's budget because it dismantles the financial reform stuff that passed last year. Senator Bernie Sanders is in studio! :D

Senate Majority "Leader" Harry Reid is actually going to bring the Ryan budget shtick to the Senate floor to MAKE GOBP Senators vote on the mother? HELLO?! Hell, they just won't show up to vote, cowardly bastards.

Man, that move to Vermont is sounding better & better. Too bad they have winter; I'm looking to get the spark away from winter!

"It's a Racket!" - And, there's Donald Dump the Trump! ;D Jerome Corsi, he of swiftboat fame for Senator Kerry in 2004, is gonna crank out a birther book despite that pesky birth certificate release today. How 'bout that World Net Daily online store?! *&^%$#@!

The birther issue will still continue to rear its ugly rear because those espousing those ideas are still racist $hit heels. So, sorry, it ain't going away. Apparently, Mr. Dump wants President Obama's college records released. OK, fair is fair. If President Obama releases his, THEN $AINT $ARAH FROM WASILLA RELEASES HER TRANSCRIPTS - ALL 6!

Rep. Louie Gohmert still thinks a federal birther bill is still necessary. Well, of course he does; anchor babies have taken over his brainz or something. In yet another item in "No $hit, Sherlock," FAUX News is still sexually stimulated by birther shtick. A CNN "journalist" asked about birther shtick today. CLASSY!

"Expensive" - 9 Americans were killed in Afghanistan today.

Leon Panetta is going to be the new SOD after Robert Gates retires; General David Petraeus is going to head the CIA. Oh goody! Andrew Bacevich is in studio to talk about what our role in Afghanistan should be/will be. Today's "rearranging of the deck chairs" in the national security announcement will do exactly jack & $hit as far as improving our lot in foreign policy, according to Professor Bacevich. 2 currently serving military officers think we're on the wrong path & that we need to know more about "inside Afghanistan." Ugh...why am I getting deja vu all over again?! *&^%$#@!

"Long Division" - Hey!!!! It's the Bob Dylan video with some Beat poet in the background!!!! THANK YOU, RACHEL!!!!!!!! :D Goldie Taylor had a RESPONSE to today's birth certificate release. :D