Slender songstress Katharine McPhee disappeared for weeks, supposedly stricken with laryngitis. She missed weeks of the "American Idol" tour, to the dismay of many fans. She said she was sick, even though she managed to show up at photo shoots and other scheduled appearances.
But, now, she's back! And just in time for Bush. Yes, McPhee just happened to get "better" in time for her big meeting with the Big W. himself. Interesting timing, isn't it?
She, and the other "American Idol" contestants, will be meeting with butthead, I mean, our glorious leader, today. Which, of course, will be a big story, even as The Middle East slowly burns to the ground. Hey, with a story this big, why not replace "NBC Nightly News" this evening with "Entertainment Tonight?!"