My favorite line from Bush's State of the Union speech:
"...the Kay Report identified dozens of weapons of mass destruction-related program activities..."
Mr. Bush could not fit the details into his speech, but through research I have found out the:
Top Ten weapons of mass destruction-related program activities:
- WMD Synchronized swim teams
- WMD stand up comedy night featuring Carrot Top!
- WMD bridge tournament at the Mosul Sheraton Inn
- WMD Sing-along with Sadam radio show
- WMD BINGO nights at Our Lady of Allah convalescence home
- WMD McNukeBurger- Wednesdays at Baghdad McDonalds
- WMD Lamaze natural child birth class
- WMD State sponsored nap time at government pre-school centers
- WMD "Unleash the Power Within" retreat with Tony Robbins
- WMD wet T-shirt contests!