The Daily Show Spoiler Thread: WATERGATE II ON STEROIDS

Good opening tonite (below the fold)

Update [2005-7-18 23:16:24 by Skubwa]: About 11 minutes for this interview. I predict HISTORY!

Tonite! Dos (the Spanish word for guests). WOODWARD AND BERNSTEIN.

More on the 2003 leak. Rove and Libby had nothing to do with it! What did it mean when Rove said "I've already said too much." Coop: Don't puss out now. Cooper: Another douchebag. What do the Bushies do to counter? DENY DENY DENY! Ken Mehlman speaking out of his ass three times. If there ain't no uranium, hit em in the cranium. Mehlman goes on to personal attacks. Then Roy Blunt: the CIA was overzealous in maintaining top secret for too long. Jon's take? He's got nothin. Smear campaigns. Outrageous! if anyone is to be smeared, it should be the queers. hehe. Classic. Samantha Bee joins us...to tell us how Washington is like a sorority house. Chatty Cathys and the Plame Game. I totally super secret doubly super secret won't tell. haha. Now, comes the special prosecutor simulation. Classic classic old 60's movie footage. Really on fire tonight. haha!

I'm leaving the rest of the show to the teeming masses who are SHOCKED! SHOCKED, i tell you, that the Bush White House is corrupt.