FOX News is reporting that Kim Jong Il is "supporting Kerry" because he'll be "softer" on North Korea than George W. Bush.
Right. Either the man is as crazy as they say he is, or he's somehow hoping for Bush to win.
(Or of course, it could just be Faux News doing they're fair-and-balanced thing again; the only other domestic source running it is the Moonie Times.)
And why not? Bush's "policy of petulance" towards North Korea has been a string of failures. It'd be funny just how bad our policy towards Korea has been, if it weren't for the fact that they've probably got the Bomb.
And besides, how can you not think that Kim, the idiot son of a failed leader, would not be cheering secretly for Bush, the idiot son of a failed leader?
It. Just. Makes. Sense.