Action Agenda: Write your Senators!

I'm working on a new project, and I could use some feedback.

Please write your Congressmen and Senators. I need 2/3 of them to support this. Then I need your state legislatures to support it too.

It should be a snap, actually. Who could oppose this?

You should only be worried if you have something to hide. So take a look and let me know if you think I could have your vote.

AMENDMENT I
If your religion is talking to al Qaeda, we want to know why.

AMENDMENT II
If your gun is talking to al Qaeda, we want to know why.

AMENDMENT III
If you're not supporting our troops because you're talking to Al Qaeda, we want to know why.

AMENDMENT IV
If the stuff in your house is talking to Al Qaeda, we want to know why.

AMENDMENT V
If your property is talking to Al Qaeda, we want to know why.

AMENDMENT VI
If your lawyer says you're not talking to Al Qaeda, we want to know why. And why he's talking to Al Qaeda.

AMENDMENT VII
If you want a jury trial after we accuse you of talking to Al Qaeda, we want to know why.

AMENDMENT VIII
If you think we're shouldn't be allowed to randomly accuse you of talking to Al Qaeda, we want to know why.

AMENDMENT IX
If you think you have the right not to be randomly accused of talking to Al Qaeda, we want to know why.

AMENDMENT X
Your state would also like to know why you're talking to Al Qaeda. And if they don't, then we do. And we want to know why your state is talking to Al Qaeda.

If you believe the president's line about the NSA surveillance program, then you have no business opposing my agenda. And if you do, I want to know why.