To every Sunny and Sonny who reside in the United States... Take Heed!! In the land of George W. Bush, Alberto Gonzales and Robert Mueller, Y-O-U are most likely a terrorist. And the moment your misspelling, mispronouncing FBI, CIA and Justice Department hear your name, they could be coming after Y-O-U!!
Indeed, should anyone in America incomprehensibly require further convincing of how feckless the United States Government is and how goofy and uninformed cable news is, here's an excerpt from an exchange this past Friday between CNN's Wolf Blitzer and Marlene Phanor, sister of Stanley Grant Phanor, aka "Brother Sunni," one of Florida's supposed seven "home-grown terrorists":
Excerpted from Friday's airing of CNN's "The Situation Room" with Wolf Blitzer
Blitzer: Is your brother a Muslim?
Ms. Phanor: No, sir. He's a Catholic.
Blitzer: Does he go to church?
Phanor: Yes, he goes to church. He's a Catholic. We enter St. Mary's Catholic Church on 75th and Second Avenue.
Blitzer: Is he very political, your brother? Does he have strong political views?
Ms. Phanor: No. I can't really say that.
A few inconsequential questions later, Blitzer goes on to ask:
Blitzer: Why does the government say he [your brother Stanley Phanor] is also known as "Brother Sunni"?
Ms. Phanor: They all call themselves 'brothers'. Why, I don't know... but the whole little group calls themselves 'brother'.
Blitzer: Did you ever hear your brother being called "Sunni"?
Ms. Phanor: Yeah. That's his nickname. It's not "Sunni". It's "Sunny"... like it's a sunny day. Yeah, that's his name.
Blitzer: So the confusion is he was called Sunny and not Sunni... because as you know Sunni is one of the religious groups in Islam.
Ms. Phanor: No, I didn't know that but now that I know... no it's not for that. That's his nickname and it's spelled S-u-n-n-y... as in sunny day. That's his nickname ever since birth....
So there it is... further proof that the government of George W. Bush can't read, can't spell and can't pronounce... and that CNN's Wolf Blitzer, as blowback for abandoning his pre-interview responsibilities, is a giant broadcast buffoon.
Similarly obvious is the fact that for the past 24 hours, following the arrest of seven individuals in Miami under vague and confusing circumstances, American viewers and listeners have been subjected to yet another episode of "MEDIA MANIA: THE ART OF DISSERVICE AND DECEIT," whereby cable television, network television, local television and talk-radio obsessively broadcast an exaggerated, unproven tale, disguised as a "developing story" to conceal their journalistic deceit.
Along with failed reporting, there are several other 'DECIDERS" which corroborate the MEDIA MANIA assault on Miami's potentially innocent arrestees. There's a constant stream of conjecture and innuendo. An endless cast of knowledge-less talking-heads who spew the need for fear. A cadre of bleary-eyed anchors stumbling through repetition. A similar cadre of bleary-eyed field reporters stumbling through repetition. Non-stop telling and re-telling of unproven drivel. And most importantly, the strategic media puppetry by the vicious Unitary Executive and his media conglomerate goons.
Regardless of how foolish and unsubstantiated this Miami terrorist story has been, the pace of its visibility has been frenetic. In fact, the story would be no less believable and no more frantic were it told by a meth-amphetamine addict on a speed binge gone berserk... which would likely read something like this:
'Florida authorities have arrested what appears to be a conflation of Islam and Christianity to form a terrorist group of fundamentalist Christian Islamic Bible Koran obsessed domestic home grown terrorists who aren't all home grown. Having neither weapons nor money, the blacks who dress in black, work construction to support their families. They were set up by a questionable informant who engaged them in conversation which mentioned an unmentionable 'evil-doer' organization. The alleged naming of the unnamable evil-doer organization along with the alleged making of provocative statements about the alleged destruction of iconic American structures which have never been destroyed provided authorities the evidence needed to make the arrests. At this time the black Christian Islamic Bible Koran obsessed fundamentalists, which include at least one "Sunny", are being defended by a colorful array of friends and relatives on the sun drenched streets of Miami, while televised experts who have never met or studied them before broadcast unmitigated details of exactly who they are.'
And so... as the MEDIA MANIA wages its public intrusion into the lives of seven men in Miami... one would be remiss not to proffer a precautionary shout-out to everyone in America named Sheila...
CHANGE YOUR FREAKING NAME BEFORE THEY JAIL YOU FOR BEING A SHIA!!!
Addendum: Even after the airing of this absurd intervew between Blitzer and Ms. Phanor, CNN continued to identify Stanley Phanor as "Brother Sunni". Will these idiots NEVER learn????