KERRY DID NOT MOVE EYEBROWS ONCE DURING VICTORY SPEECH

Botox injections may not be a legitimate criterion for selecting a president, but legitimate or no, it's probably going to get more play sooner or later.

Last night while watching Kerry's victory speech, I opened my big mouth and offered to buy six people a beer if Kerry moved his eyebrows.

No one collected.

That's what worries me now.  The botox/prenup/gigolo meme has legs for one simple reason:  Kerry can't move his eyebrows.

And Kerry has no defense.  Because he can't move his eyebrows.

Unfortunately, the answer to the question "Did you lie when you denied having botox injections?" is written all over his face.