Good evening, ladies and germs. I'm Howard Dean, your high-voltage Democratic chairperson and it's time to play....(drum roll, flashing lights) The $40,000 Pyramid, the exciting new game where your signature on the dotted line could mean 40 big ones for your survivors. You don't even need to sign. A simple X will do. As long as they have dental records for later.
We were going to call it You Bet Your Life but all three networks said hell no we won't go for that. And Jeopardy was already taken.
So $40,000 it is. Come on down to your local recruiter's or call them and they'll send a limo. Your life is going nowhere anyway, right? No good manufacturing or service jobs anymore. So why not take a nice trip to Bagdad and give your loved ones unlimited shopping at WalMart. There's even college money for you if you come back. And most colleges are handicapped accessible these days.
So, boys and girls, if you make it from the Bagdad Airport to the Green Zone, do drop us a line. Or at least an X.
This has been the always docile Howard Dean and we've just begun to play The $40,000 Pyramid with our nation's least-privileged young people. Good night.
