I got this in an e-mail from an old college buddy...
MEMO: Assault on hard working Americans Working!
SUMMARY: BUSH'S CAMPAIGN AGAINST AMERICA WORKING. SHARP INCREASES IN; POVERTY, HOMELESSNESS, TAXES PAID BY NORMAL PEOPLE, ABORTION, UNEMPLOYMENT, COST OF LIVING, GAS PRICES! AMAZING DECREASES IN STANDARD OF LIVING, CHILDREN WITH HEALTH INSURANCE, US TROOPS LIVING, IRAQ CITIZENS, SAFTY OF AMERICA, AMOUNT OF TAX PAID BY BILLIONAIRES!
I just received this report on the success of President Bush's first term in office. I have never been so proud to be an American!
The rest!
Poverty:
I learned at an early age not to pay the hired help that much! The Bush Administration has obeyed this rule. According to the US Census Bureau, poverty has risen for the third straight year in America!
What is poverty? The official poverty level for a family of four, $18,660, for a single parent with two children, $14,824, and for a single person under 65 years old, $9,573. Are you kidding me? You can't feed your children on 15,000 a year? You must not have been in my finance class at Yale! All these poor people do is complain. Get a job!
When Clinton was president, poverty was decreasing and at the end of his term there were 31.6 million people living in poverty! Bush knew this was wrong! In the last 3 years we've added 4.4 million new poor people! Bringing the new total to 36 Million! Wonderful!
Homelessness:
Don't think all those poor people get to live in homes! No way! Under Bush's compassionate leadership, more people have got to go on a permanent camping trip! Its like a vacation, except instead of the Ritz Carlton, you stay in a sewer! Its like being on Survivor!
The City Mayors Society, did a recent study on the homeless. It was of twenty-five major cities, to see what the effects of Bush's leadership had on their poor populations. The group noticed a marked increase in homelessness, so high the cities could no longer fully fund their humanitarian programs. Thank god! More money to fix the 14th whole on that public golf course they always talk about!
Because of this lack of funding (NOTE: I made over a billion this year, but really hooked me up!!) a full 14% of all FOOD request from poor families went unmet. Well, its only food. They don't have anywhere to shore food anyway, because they are homeless. A remarkable 84% were turned away from free housing. Thank God! My duplex near Central Park certainly isn't free! Its been in my family for generations. Those lucky 84% spend an average of six months homeless. How lucky are those kids! Imagine having not to clean up your room. (Not that we all didn't just have our maids do it anyway! Ha ha. Silly poor people, they are our maids.
Abortion:
You know how much I hate babies. Thank god Bush does to! He talks about abortion, but hes just talking to people who don't really pay attention! Not like us! We all hate unborn babies!
Thats why I flipped over the recent news that after nearly a decade long decrease in abortion, Bush was able to turn it around! Under his ruthless leadership abortion has risen over the last four years! Amazing! How do you do it!
There is so much more to write about... but my new BMV just pulled up(No America parts! Thanks Bush) and I want to take a spin out to my new summer house. Hope everyone is well. Keep sending Bush those checks, you know – he says we will get even more in the next four years!
Mary Jane Regan