We Need to Get More Mileage From the Ex-BF that Laura Bush Killed

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by Tasty Dead Cowmeat Sandwich

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Wednesday, Sep. 28, 2005 Wednesday, Sep. 28, 2005 at 9:25:37am PDT

The Republicans have gotten great mileage out of Ted Kennedy and Chapaquidick. Limbaugh constantly cracks jokes about dead blondes in Kennedy's car, and whatnot. To this day, many Americans do not like Ted because of it.

We need to start doing the same with Laura Bush. In case you didn't know, Laura Bush ran over and killed her ex-boyfriend. She ended his life, possibly in an act of premeditated vengeance. We just don't know, because there hasn't been a thorough investigation.

So what we do, is we start mentioning it all the time. We say things like, "Social Security Privitization is as dead as that ex-boyfriend that Laura Bush ran over and killed" and "The people of New Orleans lost their homes - just like Laura Bush's ex-boyfriend lost his life when she ran him over."

It would not only be effective, but fun!