You can say all the good things about what Barack Obama has done since he became president. Many will say he is about to end the War in Iraq, that he opposed, which I applaud, his end of torture and closing of Guantanamo Bay. But to all this I say, that is just trivial. Where the fuck is the puppy?
You suck, Barack Obama. You promised us a puppy. Where the hell is it? I didn't vote for you because I wanted a dog free White House. If I had known it would take this long, I would have voted for the other asshole.
George Bush had a puppy. We deserve better than this!
We progressives in this country need to understand the differences between puppy loving nations and the puppy hating terrorists who plot our destruction every day. Sure you keep saying it's on it's way. I've heard Labradoodle or Portuguese whatchamacallit but the fact of the matter is that every day we go puppyless, the terrorists win. Muslim terrorists HATE puppies. We need to show them who the fuck is in charge here. Cuz right now, you ain't cuttin' it.