What are these goddam icons doing at the top of my diary? Why are they at the top of everybody's diaries? Does no one understand that I will quickly go mad if I have to look at that reddit freak every time I open a diary? The thing looks like the sort of creature that my meth clients report creeping up onto their lawns after three days and nights with no sleep. That smile and that Martian thing sticking out of the top of his head: they've simply got to go. I can't look at it. It makes me want to throw things. I think it's Evil.
The box-headed dude standing next to the lamp, there on the far left, is fairly strange, and I'll be fucked if I can consider him anywhere near necessary. Then there's the goddam wishbone at the far right, and the broken "t" situated there between box-head and the meth vision. Pretty much I'd like them all gone.
C'mon, oh Powers of Kos, don't we get a choice? I'm not interested in being twitted or dugg or redded or buzzed up or stumbled upon or freakin' faced on a book. I mean, I know progress marches on and all, but I think I'm doing pretty damn good just using this here computer, considering that I'm still wary of the phone.
Seems like "three solid, original paragraphs" to me.
Update: As noted here, the sinister green wishbone that was there when I drafted the diary has Somehow been removed. The malevolent object--which appears to be a portal into a realm of pure nonsense--may be viewed here . . . at least for the moment.