What's Your Fucking Problem? (Primary-Free Zone)

Heya Kossacks.

Kerry got you down?

Weepy Jedi's leaving you all wet?

Pissing in the wind getting old?

Losing your Joe-mentum?

Leave that shit at the door.

Okay, the Denver Kossack party is on hold for a couple of reasons. First, it's silly to talk about a party until these ridiculous primaries are over. Wake me up when you've got a candidate and I'll vote for the sum-bitch. Second, I'm free as a bird, and ready to fly to a post-election party pretty much anywhere.

Name the place.

I'm on it.