#sekritarmy debates (with pooties, woozles and critters)

Because we know you just can't get enough...

Introducing tonight's Moderator, a veteran of many debates.

As the candidates line up on stage we pan to the audience to get their reaction.

Ah, who are we kidding, we didn't really want to go through another debate.

We are tired of hearing the same old, same old.

We have determined that their philosophy can be easily summed up in two words.

And their candidates can be divided into two types...

A wee bit off...

Or, just plain mean.

They don't really have any new ideas.

And they act like we don't count.

And we really aren't sure they even want to win.

But don't worry.

We'll have this mess cleaned up in no time...