In Minnesota, GOP Senate Majority Leader's marriage destroyed by the gays

A multi-tasking same-sex military couple watch their daughter do homework at their home in San Diego, while also destroying opposite-sex marriages nationally. (Lucy Nicholson/Reuters)

A multi-tasking same-sex military couple watch their daughter do homework at their home in San Diego, while also destroying opposite-sex marriages nationally. (Lucy Nicholson/Reuters)

Hilarious.

The gay and lesbian community of Minnesota has issued a letter of apology to recently resigned Senate Majority Leader Amy Koch for ruining the institution of marriage and causing her to stray from her husband and engage in an "inappropriate relationship."

"On behalf of all gays and lesbians living in Minnesota, I would like to wholeheartedly apologize for our community's successful efforts to threaten your traditional marriage," reads the letter from John Medeiros. "We apologize that our selfish requests to marry those we love has cheapened and degraded traditional marriage so much that we caused you to stray from your own holy union for something more cheap and tawdry."

​The letter comes on the heels of Koch's own apology, released yesterday, in which she expressed her deep regret for "engaging in a relationship with a Senate staffer."

I actually blame neighboring Iowa. The gravitational force of loving committed relationships in the Hawkeye State is wreaking untold carnage on straight marriages in all of its neighboring states.

Or maybe it was the end of DADT?

(Via)