Romney holds donor party on Cayman Islands-registered yacht

I'm beginning to think the Romney campaign is just an elaborate bit of performance art.

I'm beginning to think the Romney campaign is just an elaborate bit of performance art.

Oh, Mitt. I think I'm going to cry:

Gov. Mitt Romney's campaign toasted its top donors Wednesday aboard a 150-foot yacht flying the flag of the Cayman Islands.

The exclusive event, hosted by a Florida developer on his yacht "Cracker Bay," was one of a dozen exclusive events meant to nurture those who have raised more than $1 million for Romney's bid.

A Cayman Islands-flagged yacht, Mitt? Really?

I'm not buying the Florida developer story. I think it was Mitt's offshore money coming to pay him a quick visit. Either way, that yacht better show up to give a hell of a speech tomorrow night, because this is doing approximately zilch to help Republicans convince people Mitt Romney is just regular folk.