Republican Sen. Sessions has a 'better message' for screwing over welfare recipients, by Laura Clawson The Church, humility, and an upcoming war for relevance, by Hunter Good teachers forced out of the classroom by bad policy, by Laura Clawson About that massive cover-up, by Jon Perr 2012 candidates versus the expectations game, by David Jarman
Pratt predicted that President Obama may begin confiscating guns in order to provoke a violent response to justify further oppression, which host Stan Solomon feared would lead to the imprisonment of hundreds of thousands of people. Pratt once again insisted that Obama is acting like King George III, a sentiment with which Solomon concurred, saying, “That will happen quickly and they will wipe those people out to set an example.” But Solomon wasn’t finished: “I believe they will put together a racial force to go against an opposite race resistance, basically a black force to go against a white resistance, and then they will claim anyone resisting the black force they are doing it because they are racist.” Howard agreed: “You may be right because he has been sowing the seeds of racial hatred; we were healing quite well as a nation on racial issues until Obama came along and now we have a lot of racial discord.”
Montana’s House of Representatives passed a bill last week that would permit people to salvage meat from game animals killed in traffic accidents. Representative Steve Lavin (R-Kalispell) is the primary sponsor of House Bill 247, better known as the Roadkill Bill. That sounds delish and super safe! Some pussy Democrat got all whiny about health concerns, but super-genius Steve smacked that down hard: Representative Jennifer Pomnichowski (D-Bozeman) spoke out against the bill before the Committee and the House, citing health concerns. “I understand the problem,” Pomnichowski said before the House. “I don’t like wasting and I really hate seeing the animals on the side of the road but I think I would hate even more for someone to be picking up the animals and eating the roadkill.” But Lavin thinks health is a pretty easy issue to settle. “People can look,” he said. “You can look at an animal and see whether it’s good or not. It’s pretty simple. I think you have a higher chance of finding E. coli in lettuce than having issues with this meat as long as you use your common sense.” Totes agree, Steve! Lettuce is goddamn treacherous, but animals found on the side of the road are good eating for sure!
Representative Steve Lavin (R-Kalispell) is the primary sponsor of House Bill 247, better known as the Roadkill Bill.
That sounds delish and super safe! Some pussy Democrat got all whiny about health concerns, but super-genius Steve smacked that down hard:
Representative Jennifer Pomnichowski (D-Bozeman) spoke out against the bill before the Committee and the House, citing health concerns. “I understand the problem,” Pomnichowski said before the House. “I don’t like wasting and I really hate seeing the animals on the side of the road but I think I would hate even more for someone to be picking up the animals and eating the roadkill.” But Lavin thinks health is a pretty easy issue to settle. “People can look,” he said. “You can look at an animal and see whether it’s good or not. It’s pretty simple. I think you have a higher chance of finding E. coli in lettuce than having issues with this meat as long as you use your common sense.”
“I understand the problem,” Pomnichowski said before the House. “I don’t like wasting and I really hate seeing the animals on the side of the road but I think I would hate even more for someone to be picking up the animals and eating the roadkill.”
But Lavin thinks health is a pretty easy issue to settle.
“People can look,” he said. “You can look at an animal and see whether it’s good or not. It’s pretty simple. I think you have a higher chance of finding E. coli in lettuce than having issues with this meat as long as you use your common sense.”
Brooklyn Assemblyman Dov Hikind hosted a massive Purim party at his home yesterday that featured over fourteen hours of food and drink and, as is customary on the Jewish holiday, elaborate costumes. Mr. Hikind said a professional makeup artist came to his home to transform him into a “basketball player” with a costume that consisted of an afro wig, sunglasses, an orange jersey and brown face paint. “I was just, I think, I was trying to emulate, you know, maybe some of these basketball players. Someone gave me a uniform, someone gave me the hair of the actual, you know, sort of a black basketball player,” Mr. Hikind explained. “It was just a lot of fun. Everybody just had a very, very good time and every year I do something else. … The fun for me is when people come in and don’t recognize me.”
“I was just, I think, I was trying to emulate, you know, maybe some of these basketball players. Someone gave me a uniform, someone gave me the hair of the actual, you know, sort of a black basketball player,” Mr. Hikind explained. “It was just a lot of fun. Everybody just had a very, very good time and every year I do something else. … The fun for me is when people come in and don’t recognize me.”
It may have happened in Spider Man 2, but that was just the movies. But now three University of Leicester physics students have calculated that a single spider web, if anchored properly, could halt a four-car New York City subway train traveling at full speed.