"Harness the Power of the Peanut!" says the ad at the top of Daily Kos, and it means absolutely nothing.
Post a blog!
Wave a sign!
Harness the Power of the Peanut!
And now that I mentioned peanuts, I get yet another ad for peanuts!
Does anybody still remember when the internet was
cool?
We're the "reality-based community!"
You can't sell us your phony wars!
You can't sell us your bullshit economics!
But you can sell us Barack Obama.
Now peanuts are popping all over my page! Peanuts at the top, peanuts in the margins, peanuts floating among the stars!
Barack Obama wants to bomb the Syrians. Hillary Clinton wants to bomb the Syrians. John Kerry wants to bomb the Syrians.
So who stands between us and this nauseating violation of international law?
Can the blogosphere stop it?
Can protesters stop it?
Of course not!
Those jokes can't stop anything!
Nobody and nothing can stop it, except...
The Republican House of Representatives!
According to he Washington Post's vote counter, 176 House members are leaning no or have declared they won't vote for the resolution.
HARHARHARHAR!!!
Teabag imbeciles are saving us!
Teabag imbeciles, and the low-information voters who elected them!
Does anybody still remember when the internet was cool?