An actual fun fact
As we hurtle towards a Republican-driven government shutdown, did you know that:
- Congress will still be paid.
- Eight in 10 Americans oppose threatening a shutdown.
- Congress will still be paid.
- Forty percent of the 2 million federal workers will be furloughed.
- Congress will still be paid.
- Social Security checks and veterans' benefits could be delayed because of fewer workers.
- Congress will still be paid.
- All parks, museums and and monuments run by the National Park Service will be closed.
- Congress will still be paid.
- Major delays in processing applications for passports, visas, gun permits and mortgages.
- Congress will still be paid.
And because this is such serious business:

I'm not over exaggerating when I say I can smell the booze wafting from members as they walk off the floor.
— @GingerGibson
Just perfect.