Welcome to PWB Peeps. We hang out here every afternoon around 2 PM Eastern. We talk about our beasties, big and small, finned, furry, feathered or something else, share stories, ask questions, have a few laughs, and maybe shed a tear or two now and then. This is our little corner of the intertubes and we are happy to have you join us for a bit of relaxation. The rules are simple. Behave yourself, don't pick fights or hijack threads, be nice, leave what's happening in the outer blog in the outer blog, no politics, no debates. If you don't like this kind of diary, that's cool. Just be on your way, please. No harm, no foul. If you do like them, c'mon in, grab a cuppa, and enjoy a bit of relaxation among friends. Please feel free to share your pics if you'd like to. And, as always, please feel free to join the conversation. We're all friends here and you are most welcome amongst us!
DK software permits a diary to be published under a single name only.
But, this diary is not the work of only one diarist.
It is a collaborative work by The Marti, Horsefeathers & Ninepatch
done as a loving Valentine for all of our PWB Peeps and guestsl
Our special thanks to Our Pootie Queen - Miz Trisha.
We hope you enjoy it!
We offer regular cruise meals in your cabin, or join us in one of our fine dining establishments:
The Mouse House, offering the finest in gourmet meece. Our chefs use only the finest imported mice in each dish. Our cheeses come from the best cheeseries in the world, and all are served in elegant dishes of crockery, stainless steel, and heavy Rubbermaid quality plastic. Paper available upon request.
The Fandango for relaxing, dining, and dancing. Fandango offers every variety of Fancy Feast, most versions of Iam's and, for the true homecooking experience, Little Friskies fresh from the can. Bring your own bowls or let us serve you in ours.
Fido's Frolic, where all the hippest woozles want to wine and dine. Bones, bites and brews for the discriminating gal or guy. Mostly, we serve fresh and canned woozle food, but will take special orders by request. Four hours notice required. For the fun loving woozle who wants play with their food, extra dining mats are available. Please inform the waiter at the time of your order. Please note: We remove buried bones at the end of every dining day. Please take your prizes with you when you leave.
Join your friends for an evening of cocktails and entertainment.
Three bars open 28 hours, 'cause 24 just isn't enough for this party crowd!
The Boom Boom Room - where the Elite meet to greet and drink their Niptinis, Mai Tais, and Pina Coladas. Bands perform on a rotating basis during the week. Swing every Friday Night, Disco on Saturday. Celebrity impersonations on Sunday. We have a killer Queen!
The Dharma Bums Lounge where the artsy set hangs out, dissin' Hemingway, talkin' smack about Fitzgerald, and singin' the praises of Capote. Have your nip and smoke it, too. Or, kick back with a micro-brew or two. DB's specialty drink is the The Red Dot. No one ever has more than two of these mighty potent potables and remembers where they left their bikini, speedos, or underwear.
The Algonquin THE place to meet Ceiling Cat & Basement Cat and their coterie of celebrity friends. The Merlot is mahvelous, the Chardonnay is chilled, and the Pinot Noir is to die for. Let your soul expand among the saints and sinners, conversing, confabbing and gabbing. Specialty of the house: Art House Ale. No cover, no minimum. One soul per entity, please.
Howler's Karaoke Bar & Bay. Relax and listen to the music, join in or just howl along. We offer the finest tunes to bring out the beast in every critter. Harmonize, howl, or hum, the walls are soundproofed to ensure no guest is disturbed by the rowdy racket.
For those of more sober bent, we offer the Coffee Shops At The End Of The Poop Deck. Our House Blend gives you energy to burn. Listen to the Poetry of Pandora & Henry, The Chinchilla Haikus of KhunDavid, or the ramblings of flycaster the Pootie Philosopher. Try our Srsly Leaded Coffee, Irish extra.
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Meet all of your needs to be buff, beautiful and well rested at these additional on-board specialty locations:
Teh Napz Salon: Our 12 locations offer sunneebeams and comfeh spots to take some time for a bit of snooze, a belleh rub, some tika tikas, or a few snorfles. Luxuriate in one of our expansive quadruple windows with a full view of the sea, roll around on our berber carpets, hide under our extra deep sofas, or snuggle up to an extra warm heat vent for a little bit of extra luxury. (Heat vents not available at all locations. See our brochure in your cabin for details.)
Hazel's Hair & Fur Salon, a full-service salon for all your grooming needs. Had a run in with another species? Got too much pool chlorine in your fur? Is your human complaining of your "scent"? Hazel's Hair & Fur will have you clean and spiffy in no time! Appointments suggested, as we do book up quickly. Emergency services available for an additional charge.
Whirled Famous Gym & Play Palace where we are proud to offer you the very best in exercise and play opportunities Come chase the red dot, jingle the jingiles balls, rabbit kick the niptoys, or just lay around on the pootie pads and watch all the fun. We also offer tennis balls for chasing, sticks for fetching and a variety of ropes for chewing and tugging. Inter-species play acceptable, as long as respect is shown to all. Don't make us come in there!
For those forgotten items left at home and plenty of wonderful, fun souveniers, take time to visit our lovely gift shop staffed by none other than the Pootie Queen's beebees!
The Play & Plop
Midnight & Romeow, Proprietors
We offer toys, cat pans, bowls, scoops, nip and other accoutrements for pooties, woozles,and other furry, feathery, leathery critters. Cash, check or charge.
ID required for nip in amounts over two pounds.
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Please find your accommodations based on the following list of passengers and their guests. Staff will gladly direct you if you cannot find your way:
♥ Darwin with sfbob ♥ Louie with sidepocket ♥ Emily with Attack Gardener
♥ Jasmine, ZouZou & Oreo with Fordmandalay ♥ Henry & Puck with carolanne
♥ Pootie #1, Kitten, Mushu, Sula, Princess, KoKo, & Mei with kishik
♥ Maggie with KrazyKitten ♥ Big Sister & Little Sister with Old Sailor
♥ Moses & Friday with swampyankee & Harold ♥ Elroy, Dino & Astro with marzook
♥ Willie with Knockbally ♥ Loki & Rory with Debbie in ME ♥ CC with nonny o
♥ The Evil Twins with enhydra lutris ♥ Balanchine with PoweredGrace
♥ Addie, Shiner, Puddin’, Rudy & Stripe with NormAl 1792 and Winifred
♥ Spot with Data ♥ Emerald with Fonsia ♥ Squirt with eastvan
♥ Pangur with se Portland ♥ KittyKitty & Dante with koosah
♥ Allie & Maxie with dmb0857 ♥ LuvLee with jan4insight ♥ James with randallt
♥ Pixie with michelewin ♥ Figaro & Amber with Amber6541 ♥ Orion with Ender
♥ Zoe with Chrislove ♥ Squeex with auapplemac ♥ Roger with gchaucer2
♥ Geoffy with commonmass ♥ Hobbes & Penn with mayim
♥ Casey, Molly & Mimi with ekaterin ♥ Joey & Jesse with jennyp
♥ His Lordship of Snooze with The Marti
♥ Andy with Horsefeathers
♥ Henry & Eleanor with Ninepatch
♥ Henry with Pandora’s Box ♥ Roo with Gottlieb ♥ Gus with Most Awesome Nana
♥ Layla with get the red out ♥ Truman with arizonablue
♥ Bo & Sunny with Barrack, Michelle, Malia and Sasha ♥ Indy with markdd
♥ Lyublyu with edrie ♥ Clancy with Marigold ♥ Arvee with rlharry
♥ Julia & Sam with Fineena
♥ Shippo, Dottsie, Sadie & Boo with Shippo1776
♥ Velcro, Spooky & their goggies with Jon Sitzman
♥ Ellie, Red, Maggie & Toby with tn mountain girl
♥ Cicero & Happy with Smoh
♥ Muske & Storm with Elizaveta
♥ Sophie, Morgaine & Dori with FloridaSNMOM
♥ Haley & Fantom with Bill in Portland Me and Common Sense Mainer
♥ Golden & pootie siblings with drmah
♥ Vinnie, Luna, Maui & the budgies with allergywoman
Lucy Lou with KhunDavid
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Thank you for sailing with
Pootie Queen Dragons Cruise Lines - A US Company
On this lovely Valentines Day.
Sit back, relax and feel teh love while your every wish and need
is tended to by our loyal staff of hoomins.
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